Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai..
Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai
"Honey"
Or
"Sweethear t"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya
Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do..
santa bathroom me baitha tha aage likha tha pani ka jyada upyog kare wo baithe baithe 3 dabbe pani pi gaya
Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon
girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon. . Khan bhai
Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.
HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!
thakur our basanti ne rakhi bandhi to kya rista hoga bakawas band kar thakur hath nahi thai mn
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
dar ke mare mai pass hi nahi gaya
Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho.beer pite ho to darling.Par aaj Bhootni kyu?
Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas.....
dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga
par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.
Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai...
Larkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q
kehti ha?
Bcoz Larkian tamezdar hoti hai.
Sub ky samnay
"Abey Gadhey" nhi keh skti,
Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
Suntay ho
Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.,,,,,,,,khan bhai